meallennium

2011-02-19T07:48:00.000-08:00

mmm

2011-01-21T08:12:00.001-08:00

ha ha ha

2010-02-18T08:56:00.000-08:00

I mean, a burrito that size does have the potential to cause bodily harm.... but still...
read the rest HERE

This is REAL

2010-02-03T09:40:00.000-08:00

A SEMEN COOKBOOK

"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food."

via OMGBLOG

ACADIAN!

2010-02-02T15:45:00.000-08:00

Many think that there is no real Canadian Cuisine - which is sort of true and sort of not...
While the Acadians struggled to survive and build comfortable lives in a harsh and unfamiliar climate, they developed many simple yet undeniably delicious and sustaining dishes.
This is the perfect time of year to try one, so here is a wicked website made by J. Josse of Nova Scotia - it has many great recipes and even some information on the origins of the dishes included.
I recommend the Chicken Fricot.

Meat Suitcase

2010-01-03T23:28:00.000-08:00

2009-11-22T02:59:00.001-08:00

BACON BRA

2009-08-26T18:53:00.000-07:00

(insert star wars food-related pun here)

2009-08-26T12:53:00.000-07:00

I THINK IT EXPLAINS ITSELF

2009-08-01T11:03:00.000-07:00

Good Looks

2009-07-20T18:34:00.001-07:00

Tom Schierlitz makes regular ol shitty ol food look just dazzling!
la dee dah
You should see the recent photo illustrations he did for NY Times mag... well... here
article here

Yummm

2009-07-20T05:33:00.000-07:00

Cured Olives

Steak Tartare

Terrine de Foie Gras

Cheese Platters

Gnocchi al Tartufo

Cheese Empanadas

Mac'n'(mos)Cheese

Fried Chicken & Waffles

Egg-In-A-Hole

Cheddar & Potato Pierogi Lasagna

She is NOT a chef

2009-05-27T14:04:00.000-07:00

michael showalter twitpic-ed this

2009-05-01T09:54:00.000-07:00

success is the rule down there

2009-04-24T19:16:00.000-07:00

http://jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/jonesgoodassbbqandfootmassage.html

BA-K-47

2009-04-18T18:06:00.000-07:00

The Bacon AK-47

how poetic

Flatliners

2009-03-23T12:24:00.000-07:00

Jesus Pierogi

2009-03-16T07:14:00.000-07:00

"The last one I flipped over was Jesus, so I flipped the spatula, and my husband goes, 'What? There's Jesus!' and he goes, 'Oh my God!'" said Donna Lee of Toledo, Ohio.
Her husband agreed, saying, "There's a face on our pierogi and we choose to believe on Easter it's Jesus."

This makes we want to say.... Holy Toledo!!

get it?

Irish researchers develop perfect pizza scanner

2009-03-10T21:53:00.000-07:00

DUBLIN, Ireland -- Scientists have developed a machine combining computerized optical scanners and fuzzy logic to build mathematically perfect pizzas.

According to a report in the Times of India, the efforts of Sun Da-Wen and Tadhg Brosnan, researchers at Ireland's University College Dublin, the pizza of the future will be sauced, cheesed and topped with millimetric accuracy.

They've achieved their so-called perfect pizza by taking 25 digital snapshots of 25 pizzas. The details of those images then were broken down and transformed into a mathematical formula to define the optimal pizza crust area and spatial ratio between toppings.

Once used in production, the system will employ cameras that scan pizzas as they're made and compare them against the idea model in the photographic database. If a pie is found topped or sauced disproportionately or unevenly, it’ll be rejected or corrected.

FULL ARTICLE

SCANWICHES

2009-03-10T10:21:00.000-07:00

Thanks again to Borrow My Eyes..

SEE SCANWICHES HERE

this is why you're fat

2009-03-10T09:18:00.000-07:00

This is a MEAT CAKE with MASHED POTATO Icing and Ketchup decor.
See this and other tear-inducing dishes HERE

SPEED COOKING

2009-03-02T14:18:00.000-08:00

heinz burger blaster

2009-02-26T20:08:00.001-08:00

Pimp My Egg

2009-02-21T20:30:00.000-08:00

Presenting: The "Creme de la Cream Egg", currently the top ranked item on Pimp That Snack dot com where users 'pimp' snacks by creating giant versions of them from scratch. Pretttyyyy impressive.
Definitley worth checking out the top 20... a personal fave of mine is the McDonald's apple pie

To follow a documentation of the Egg's journey from concept to fruition, click here.

Joao Batista: The People and their Food Consumed in One Week.

2009-02-13T14:47:00.000-08:00

Egypt: The Ahmed family of Cairo

Bhutan: The Namgay family of Shingkhey Village

Poland: The Sobczynscy family of Konstancin-Jeziorna

Mexico: The Casales family of Cuernavaca

United States: The Revis family of North Carolina

Germany: The Melander family of Bargteheide

Italy: The Manzo family of Sicily

Japan: The Ukita family of Kodaira City

Chad: The Aboubakar family of Breidjing Camp

Ecuador: The Ayme family of Tingo

All images © Peter Menzel www.menzelphoto.com from the book Hungry Planet: What the World Eats

Nobody does that with their hands.

2009-01-08T16:33:00.001-08:00

open yer pie hole

2009-01-04T19:32:00.000-08:00

This is "The" Howard Johnson - he said he personally tested every pie his restaurants would sell (or something like that).

corn sundae

2008-12-22T17:18:00.000-08:00

i'd like to say i tried this and that it was actually really delicious but that would be a lie.

MEAT

2008-11-30T23:30:00.000-08:00

Extreme Home Makeover

2008-11-30T23:27:00.000-08:00

ewww Werner Herzog ate his shoe

2008-11-29T09:49:00.001-08:00

and Les Blank made it into a 20 minute short

nugggggg

2008-11-25T16:23:00.001-08:00

get a soup

2008-11-23T23:57:00.000-08:00

pretty interesting, but i could do without the Enya (watch on mute)

2008-11-21T14:36:00.001-08:00

dij-dij-dijonaise hell-man's

2008-11-18T21:22:00.000-08:00

tief-lennium

2008-11-18T20:06:00.000-08:00

saw this here, turns out she also had the burg ring on there.... great minds.

BURGER RING

2008-11-13T18:54:00.001-08:00

FOO FIGHTERS

2008-11-08T14:33:00.000-08:00

2008-11-04T22:27:00.001-08:00

hot pockets?

2008-10-31T16:46:00.001-07:00

happy halloween

2008-10-31T12:49:00.001-07:00

going to buy a case right now

2008-10-31T10:51:00.001-07:00

WATER MAN

2008-10-27T21:56:00.000-07:00

McDonalds

2008-10-25T19:23:00.000-07:00

This is the second thing that shows up when you google McDonalds.

after 2:08 it gets a little boring

2008-10-23T23:21:00.000-07:00

from one of my fave old shows

IT'S ALL IN THE EYES

2008-10-22T12:35:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

2008-10-22T11:13:00.000-07:00

halloweenburger

2008-10-21T09:47:00.000-07:00

stolen from wzrd blog

anthropophagy pt. 2

2008-10-20T20:12:00.000-07:00

A chef who stabbed his lover to death before cutting flesh off his thigh and cooking and eating it has been jailed.

Read More Here

I had a dream

2008-10-14T09:32:00.000-07:00

about orange punch last night - it was so good.

not meat

2008-10-13T21:17:00.000-07:00

2008-10-07T17:35:00.000-07:00

U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Pyramid

The Catalan Diet as determined by the Barcelona School of Pharmaceuticals

2008-10-06T10:04:00.001-07:00

2008-09-23T17:14:00.000-07:00

you've got to be kidding me

2008-09-08T13:10:00.001-07:00

Google search 'ultimate grilled cheese' led me to THIS:

WTF???
that's the most pathetic example of america (and possibly the world)'s favourite sandwich i have EVER seen.
fuck you, gumbeaux.

that's right

2008-09-08T12:59:00.000-07:00

click here to learn more

irving penn loves to eat too

2008-08-25T00:15:00.000-07:00

orange punch, i love you

2008-08-25T00:10:00.000-07:00

seemingly only available in Canada, this is hands down the best frozen from concentrate juice on the market. It can soothe a hangover like no other and is guaranteed to quench your thirst anytime.

Generally, it is best to stick to the recommended 3:1 water to juice ratio, but playing with the levels to suit your mood is always a good idea.

It is also perfect for homemade popsicles.

If you haven't had it - go get some ASAP. At 77 cents a can (check your local Price Chopper), you can't lose.

Can we have Chicken Tonight tomorrow?

2008-08-22T16:50:00.001-07:00

Chicken Tonight is a brand of jarred sauce intended to be added to browned chicken pieces in a skillet. It was available in 16 flavours such as Honey & Mustard, Country French, Chicken Cacciatore and Thai Green Curry.

The associated advertising slogan was "I feel like Chicken Tonight". In one series of television ads, these words were sung by actors as they 'flapped' their arms and cocked their necks while strutting arpund in a movement similar to the chicken dance.

Here is one of the many Chicken tonight commercials that would appear on a regular basis (specifically during T.G.I.F. maybe between Family Matters and Full House) :

The American version of the product quickly failed, however, it is still popular in Australia, the Netherlands, and the United Kingdom, where there exists spin-off products such as "Beef Tonight" (click), and more recently "Sausages Tonight".

On the television show The Late Show (Australia) there was a skit made where everyone danced around singing "I Feel Like A Dickhead Tonight" (click here)

Hamburglar Magic

2008-08-22T15:10:00.000-07:00

Hamburger: The Motion Picture

2008-08-21T21:07:00.000-07:00

so many health violations

2008-08-21T12:38:00.000-07:00

shoplifting is not a crime

2008-08-19T12:23:00.000-07:00

2008-08-18T13:32:00.000-07:00

. . .On A Stick

2008-08-18T12:08:00.000-07:00

Fried Twinkie ...
Antipasto ...

Tornado Potato ...

Bacon Covered with Fries ...

Cheesecake ... Various Meats (including Chicken Heads) ...
Pizza Kebabs ...

Minnesota State Fair ...

Col Pop

2008-08-18T12:03:00.000-07:00

tha'hood

2008-08-15T15:47:00.000-07:00

Lardass Leslie

2008-08-04T16:20:00.001-07:00

Davey Hogan

2008-08-04T11:15:00.000-07:00

2008-08-03T12:49:00.000-07:00

versailles feast

2008-07-24T03:41:00.000-07:00

thanks to Tara and Kelly for doing ALL of the work.
( i payed for the champagne so...)

brit food

2008-07-21T08:17:00.000-07:00

Cheese

2008-07-19T10:56:00.000-07:00

a gem i captured whilst late night snack shopping:
irate mexican flips out over lack of Nacho cheese at 7/11
"vamanos"

eat me

2008-07-17T16:55:00.000-07:00

pagan ritual

2008-07-16T13:27:00.001-07:00

molasses: lest we forget

2008-07-01T11:41:00.000-07:00

As I bit into a Hollandia oatmeal cookie (I have since learned that Hollandia actually make molasses cookies) the other night - i was reminded of the delicious flavour of molasses. what ever happened to molasses?
well...

Molasses used to be the primary sweetener used in days of yore until refined white sugar pushed it to the back of the shelf. It has a distinctive flavor that brings extra sparkle to spice-laden recipes such as gingerbread, fruitcake, cookies, toffee, baked beans, and sauces.
(about.com)

Here is a fun way of learning about molasses (and it's non-culinary uses) thanks to illustrator Greg Williams and Wikipedia:

the other Bolognese

2008-07-01T11:34:00.000-07:00

pride guide 2008

2008-06-24T20:03:00.000-07:00

This is about as homo-erotic as pizza pizza gets...
aside from, of course, the creamy garlic dipping sauce.

Coke diet

2008-06-21T21:13:00.001-07:00

buzz kill

2008-06-21T16:46:00.000-07:00

While researching the top ten favourite foods in various countries, i came across THIS
Though I am not one to endorse preachy food guilt trips and the sensationalization of language for argument's sake, i will admit that Oreos are FUCKED.

In the end - all that article really made me want to do was have a 1 with a side of 3, wash it down with a 6 and finish off with some 8.... maybe go for some 5 later when i'm wasted.

Paris doesn't sound so bad

2008-06-15T12:00:00.000-07:00

"ohhh yeahh.. i went to my friend daniels yesterday afternoon. his mom is super fancy and real Chinese.

she cooked us hot dog fried rice in head to toe dior."

anthropophagy (eating dick)

2008-06-13T20:57:00.000-07:00

ARMIN MEIWES
"The Homosexual Internet Sex Cannibal"

A lonely bisexual, the product of a tortured, cold and unloving relationship with his late, domineering mother, Meiwes, 42, collected sex and torture scenes off the internet and advertised to meet a "well-built man who wants to be eaten".
He met Bernd-Jurgen Brandes, 43, a computer engineer from Berlin, in an online cannibal "cafe".
Brandes posted an explicit and challenging note: "I offer myself to you and will let you dine from my live body. Whoever REALLY wants to do it will need a REAL VICTIM."

Meiwes, using the name Franky, replied and after an internet courtship, he killed and ate Brandes in March 2001.
They first shared Brandes's severed penis(appetizer). Meiwes says it was "tough and unpalatable". And then Meiwes stabbed his willing victim and cut him up into joints of meat.

Peter Fray, Secret World of the Suburban Cannibal, 2004

those apples look good, but where's the chicken?

2008-06-11T06:12:00.001-07:00

Robert C. Baker researched and developed innovative ways to use poultry. His Cornell chicken barbecue recipe has stood the taste test of time, having been showcased for more than five decades at his Baker's Chicken Coop at the New York State Fair in Syracuse, N.Y. Baker developed the recipe while working for Pennsylvania State University, but the barbecue sauce he devised was not appreciated until he joined the Cornell faculty with a mandate to promote New York state's poultry industry.
In 1999, President Bill Clinton, first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton and their daughter, Chelsea, toured the state fair. There they visited Baker's Chicken Coop eatery, specifically to savor a taste of the famous Cornell barbecued chicken. As the first family arrived at the barbecue stand, one of Baker's daughters, Reenie, presented the Clintons with a basket of New York state apples. "Those apples look good, but where's the chicken?" the president asked.

During his career, Baker developed dozens of poultry products. Some of the key products were ground poultry, chicken nuggets and turkey ham. For the chicken nuggets, Baker found a way to keep the breading attached to the nuggets during the frying process. Today the nuggets are a staple in grocery stores and fast-food restaurants. "When the nuggets came out in the 1950s, they weren't too popular," Baker told The Ithaca Journal in a 2004 interview.
Prior to 1980, chicken was packed on ice and shipped to restaurants and grocers. Baker and Joseph Hotchkiss, then an assistant professor of food science and now chair of the department, worked to develop modified atmosphere packaging and vacuum packaging to improve the chicken-shipping process. The late chicken magnate Frank Perdue implemented these ideas immediately, and the processes are used to this day.
Baker was born Dec. 29, 1921, in Newark, N.Y. He earned a bachelor's degree from Cornell in 1943, majoring in pomology at the College of Agriculture. After college he worked for Cornell Cooperative Extension in Saratoga County, N.Y., and took an interest in the 4-H youth program. He received a master's degree from Penn State in 1949 and a doctorate from Purdue University before joining the Cornell faculty in 1957.
In 1970 he founded Cornell's Institute of Food Science and Marketing and served as the institute's first director. He retired in 1989.

(Cornell University Obituary)

Without Robert C. Baker - The Godfather of Chicken (if you ask me) - we would not have this:

or this

wait, where's the skittles?

2008-06-11T04:27:00.000-07:00